Acceptance gives me the experience of being like an angel: never judging, never criticising and never worrying.
Happiness: It is the art of living, the purpose of our existence. Happiness is the true index of quality of life. Without happiness, life is dry and meaningless. With happiness, life immediately becomes fulfilling and wonderful. Happiness is an infectious feeling that immediately lifts the sagging spirits of people. Happy people keep themselves happy because they know the little ways to appreciate themselves and to see the humour and magic in each moment.
Life: Ignorance makes you believe that life functions haphazardly. Wisdom teaches you that everything that happens in this theatre of life has profound significance. What you see today is not the fruit of chance but a fruit from seeds planted in the past. Plant seeds of peace now and you will create a life of peace in the future.
Seed Of Action: Acts of virtue emerge from deep within, from an inner sanctuary of silence from which inspiration flows. Every action has its seed in a thought and every thought is a creation of the thinker, the soul. I choose what thoughts I want to create and as is my thinking so are my actions and also my experience in life. Going within, I touch the stillness and pure love that lie at the core of my being and every thought that I create is of benefit to myself and of benefit to humanity.
MATURITY: As we mature spiritually there is less need to have our self-respect bolstered by praise and special attention. As our thought processes become more compassionate and less self obsessed, we feel increasingly satisfied with ourselves and our lives. We relate to people more easily and feel no need to draw attention to our successes or complain about our problems.
The Wonder Of Silence: When the soul goes deep into silence, easiness emerges. The deeper I go into silence, the greater will be my power of tolerance. It is in very deep, extreme silence that the soul becomes elevated. It is in deep, deep silence that God can come in front of the soul.
Embrace Change: When you are aware and accept that everything around you is constantly changing, and that you have no control over 99.99% of it, you are able to embrace change like a close friend! Change is a like a river, constantly flowing and moving things around. The river of life is constantly bringing you ideas, people, situations – each one is an opportunity to be enriched or to enrich others, and to learn. Change is the play of the universe as it entertains us in the biggest light and sound show of all time. Why not sit back and enjoy the show!
Work: Work without happiness is like a burden that you have to endure, but when you are internally happy it becomes a game, and you're just having fun.
Creativity: Acts of virtue emerge from deep within, from an inner sanctuary of silence from which inspiration flows. Every action has its seed in a thought and every thought is a creation of the thinker, the soul. I choose what thoughts I want to create and as is my thinking so are my actions and also my experience in life. Going within, I touch the stillness and pure love that lie at the core of my being and every thought that I create is of benefit to myself and of benefit to humanity.
Generosity: Generosity means more than just giving. It also means to cooperate with others. The greatest act of generosity is to see beyond the weaknesses and mistakes of others, helping them to recognise their innate value.
Compassion: A compassionate person develops an eye for spotting the qualities that make each person special. Even when others are at their lowest ebb, it is possible to help them restore their self-belief by keeping a firm, clear vision of their goodness and specialities. Taking a gently encouraging approach, I must never give up on anyone.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Jokes
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Who fired the Shot
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name fromNASA to SATYANASA
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai ayour gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuyourrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuyourrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I'veBeen a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you Had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came Home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your Favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
You came home and ate in Two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't Tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either you're Cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away To West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Your Ex-wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You Look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my Brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your Negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten Million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But When I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was bornCarla. I hope that's not a problem.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Who fired the Shot
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name fromNASA to SATYANASA
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai ayour gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuyourrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuyourrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I'veBeen a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you Had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came Home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your Favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
You came home and ate in Two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't Tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either you're Cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away To West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Your Ex-wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You Look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my Brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your Negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten Million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But When I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was bornCarla. I hope that's not a problem.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)